Saturday, March 7, 2009

Idea To Bring Unemployment Rate Down To Zero

All the government needs to do is shut down every single traffic light in the country, and replace them with (hired) humans with whistles and big STOP signs to direct traffic. This idea could work to bring back the economy. Does anybody know the e-mail address for the White House, so I can tell Barack about this ingenious plan?

2 comments:

arcturus88 said...

yeah and think of all the electricity/ green house gases we'd save/avoid.

prometheus33 said...

The only problem I see with this theory is increased government spending. Of course, apparently that's not a concern of our current president (or our last one for that matter).