Sunday, May 31, 2009

Awesome Trucking Proposal

I propose that the D.O.T. equip each and every commercial vehicle on the road with an electronic satellite notification system, whereby a truck driver enters in the license plate and State of vehicles that drive as little as one (1) mile an hour UNDER the posted speed limit on two lane roads, which results in said vehicle being impounded for 30 days for said violation. In addition, a second violation results in a 90 day impound, with lastly, a permanent impound for a 3rd violation.

The purpose of this strict regulation, would be to curtail rude motorists from interfering with interstate commerce!!!

Sunday, May 17, 2009

If I Won The Lottery...

I would offer FREE biology classes to anyone and everyone who thinks that abortion is "infanticide" or has anything to do with "babies" or "children" to set the record straight for them.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Saturday, May 9, 2009

They Ought To Put All The Environmental Extremists In An Institution And Shoot Their Lawyers

It is just plain lunacy to put thousands out of work and increase food prices to boot:


I saw a church sign that said "If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again".

I have no opinion whatsoever on their curious statement, as I absolutely cannot remember being born in the least bit.

In fact, I doubt ANYBODY has actual memory of being born, so their sign is therefore completely useless.