Friday, February 27, 2009

What Is "Male Pattern Baldness"

Why don't they just call it "male baldness"??? I be very confused.

I Believe...

I believe I'll have another beer.

This is about all I can believe in... at the present time.

Kindly don't feel sorry for me. I'll be perfectly fine. Thanks.

Monday, February 23, 2009

The Concept Of "Accepting Christ As One's Savior"

I believe Christians believe that one must accept Christ as one's savior in order to get into Heaven. I ask, what about the people that were born and died before Christ was born? Were they doomed???

A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss???

In my entire life I've never seen a stone roll on its own free will. Therefore, I doubt the saying is even true. I speculate that whoever first coined that phrase, simply assumed it was true, and never actually observed it to be.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Animal Love

Why does it seem that at least domesticated animals seem to love people more than they do their own kind? We have two cats, and one of them would lay all day long on the wife on the recliner if she could. I never see her snuggling up against our other cat like that. They barely notice or react to each other.

Saturday, February 14, 2009

They Need To Bring Back Tar & Feathering!!!

I propose that they bring it back for the "Octo-Mom" and her doofus doctor to boot.