Truth Truly Is Stranger Than Fiction!

The other morning whilst driving, I coughed, and a small bead of mucus flew and landed on the center of my steering wheel. Not knowing what to do, I just left it there for later removal. The bead resembled a small bead of hot glue, in color, opaqueness, and shape.

The day went by, and I was expecting the mucus to dry and shrivel in size. It didn't. At the end of the day, I went to remove mucus bead with my fingernail, expecting it to still be mushy, as it had not shrunk in size (at all). But much to my surprise, it popped off, was hard, and resembled VERY MUCH a bead of cooled hot glue, in texture, color, opaqueness, and pliability (i.e. was bendable with plasticity), and truly seemed exactly like a piece of plastic - weird, eh???

Jumping Jehosafats!

A couple questions!!!

(a) What exactly is a jehosafat?

(b) When they jump, typically how many are in the jumping group/flock/bunch???

I have so many questions in my head, and answering these two questions will help to diminish the list. Thanks!

Awesome Trucking Proposal

I propose that the D.O.T. equip each and every commercial vehicle on the road with an electronic satellite notification system, whereby a truck driver enters in the license plate and State of vehicles that drive as little as one (1) mile an hour UNDER the posted speed limit on two lane roads, which results in said vehicle being impounded for 30 days for said violation. In addition, a second violation results in a 90 day impound, with lastly, a permanent impound for a 3rd violation.

The purpose of this strict regulation, would be to curtail rude motorists from interfering with interstate commerce!!!

If I Won The Lottery...

I would offer FREE biology classes to anyone and everyone who thinks that abortion is "infanticide" or has anything to do with "babies" or "children" to set the record straight for them.

They Ought To Put All The Environmental Extremists In An Institution And Shoot Their Lawyers

It is just plain lunacy to put thousands out of work and increase food prices to boot:

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/brad-wilmouth/2009/05/09/fnc-drought-stricken-farmers-lose-fight-water-endangered-fish

NO OPINION

I saw a church sign that said "If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again".

I have no opinion whatsoever on their curious statement, as I absolutely cannot remember being born in the least bit.

In fact, I doubt ANYBODY has actual memory of being born, so their sign is therefore completely useless.